Ok, so this is my first post. I guess I should probably start off with something grand, but I can't hink of anything. Sooooooooooooooo here goes.
Since Christmas (yup, I'm Christian)I've spent a lot more time alone. Don't ask me why, but i'm more angsty. It might help that i got a stereo for Christmas, and after hooking it up, I can now blast music while I'm doin something in there. I never used to spend much time there, because it's was always so cluttered, but now you can usually find me reading in my room while listening to music, or on my computer in the basement.
Flash forward to school getting back in after the break. My teacher is like 4 months pregnant, and so won't be there starting either March or April (I can never remember which)We have the usual projects, tests, Etc. and I'm doin fine, keepin my nice average.
Flash forward again to right now and last week. I'm usually inside at morning recess (I'm on this extra curicularr thing that demands it)I monitor a class of grade 5s with some friends at lunch, who can get pretty freakin' unbearable, but I deal. This week I get to miss school from Wednsday to Friday. It's because on Wednsday I have to go to a together we're better conference, Thursday I have Science Olympics, and Friday is a PA day. YAY.
At lunch (after they kick us outside) I have a routine. As soon as i get outside, I go to the portable that my friends monitor in. I walk with them inside and then back out, despite a rather bitter co-monitor. I then have two choices. I can either walk around with my friends or play football. I really enjoy both, but lately I've been kinda 'ball heavy, but I'm working on it.
Bailey. Oh dear god my sole desire in this world is to put this kid to an incredibly painful, slow death. But i won't. Today, when I was walking around with friends, we walked by this little peice of $#*! while he was playing doccer with some of his friends. The ball rolls up to Mahtab, one of my friends, and she kicks it lightly back. Next thing I know, this Bailey prick has just hit her right bove the waist. Now it's one thing to hit someone for no reason, but when it's a girl, well you might as well have come up and spat in my face.
So after he walks away, I begin to walk around in the viscinity. of course, they try to keep the ball away, but within about 15 seconds, there was a stray kick. So it's me and Bailey running after it. I get there a split second before he does, and boot the ball. I grab him and whip him down by his jacket, but the little sh*t grabbed me, so I went down too. We ended up with him on top, but it on'y stayed like that for a second before I ripped him off by the scruff of his neck. He says Mahtabs not a girl, and I call him a hemaphrodite.
We regroup, and as I'm asked if I'm OK, this f*cktard has the balls to walk up and wind up for a kick right at us, from less than 2m away. Before we can do anything, he kicks the ball, and it hits me in the shoulder, going right over us. Now if it had been an inch over, and he better be thanking god it wasn't, it would've hit Dana, my other friend. If that had happened, I would have calmy walked over, grabbed him, and turned his face into something in between a fine paste and a mush. Instead, I just walked away, after warning him that he was digging himself a hole, and he better be able to climb back out.
Mahtab goes to the counselor, who then calls Bailey and I down. After much deliberation (in other words him explaining his lies and me chuckling and snorting just loud enough for the counselour to hear, and me explaining my truths with him not being able to say anything as it would be a lie)The conclusion was that we should learn to "Not let our tempers get the best of us", and that was it. Just once I wish little pricks like him could get what they have coming. Ah, well, at least I got to jump him.
That's it for today, night readers (aka Dana at this point)
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Monday, January 26, 2009
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If you don't read my post BEFORE commenting, I will be forced to use on of my many illustrious torture methods previously listed to teach you a lesson (and quite possibly kille (yes, that's right, I spell kill with an E) you). SO, be careful how you comment, or there will be consequences. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey jason ... Nice ... Must say ... Ok this isn't laden with sarcasm, thanx for being a gentleman. ♥
ReplyDeleteLol, no problem. I've had it in for Bailey for a while anyways. We'll meet again! *dun dun dun*
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