Torture, YAY!

Disclaimer: the following blog post contains subject matter which is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18 (That means you Mahtab!)(which isn't to say that you shouldn't read on if you're so inclined)

I'm really bored, and need a Mahtab repellant, so I've decided that instead of writing something dirty I would just list a bunch of horribly cruel scenarios of torture.

1.The fish-hook torture. This one involves constant anttention unless you want them to die. First of all, the subject must be subdued with drugs untill they are in the desired position. They are then tied into place (preferably standing) and then have fish-hooks pierced through their skin and pulled away from them. They are left in this position untill they bleed dry. The blood falling can also be retreived and re-inserted (using extrodinary means) into the circulatory system for a prolonged experience.

2-1.The Rat torture. THis one involves a pot of rats being attached to a victims body. Hot charcoal is then placed in the pot, causing the rats to try to escape by gnawing through the person.

2-2.Another variation on the rat torture. This time the has only one or two rats in it and is secured to the victim with a brand, or by burning it onto the victim by other means, usually in an area of high sensitivity. The victim is restrained so that they cannot touch the area with the pot attached. The scurrying of the rats on the person's skin would cause them to go insane. It is similair to the water drip torture.

3.Water cure. The victim is restrained and then has a funnel forced down their throat. Their nose is pinched or otherwise so that they cannot use it to breath. Water or another alternative is then poured down the funnel in large amounts untill the victim's stomach is almost bursting. The liquid is then forced out of their stomach and the process is begun anew. Can be used in collaboration with enemas.

4.Electro-fun. In this one, the person is tied down. An open electric circut is then created using a control box for adjustable intensity. One end of the circuit can be attached to the body (more effectively in a sensitive area), while the other is held in the torturers hand. This end can now be pressed onto the subjects's body, thereby causing an electric current to run through their body. Totally non-lethal.

5.Bamboo torture. Ooooooooooh yay, botany! In this one, the victim is suspended just above a flowerbed with fast growing bamboo in it, positioned right under the person's body. If conditions are ideal, in a day the bamboo will have pierced their skin, and within three days, they will have a tree growing through them! (seriously, it works!)

6.The quicky. This is more meant to relish thheir reletively quick death, not watch them suffer for all eternity. First, douse them in oil or another similairly flamable substance. Next, shoot them in both knees (using something low power so it doesn't make it all the way through, that way they have a bullet stuck in the joint) Next light a match and throw it on them. Last step; observe.

For the record, I'm not some sick freak who has actually done these. However, I do have the mind to think them up, and am a sadist, so trust me, I have wanted to. Mwa ha ha ha ha!